Merry Christmas to all my family, friends, and faithful blog readers! I’m sorry I’ve been MIA and haven’t posted in a little while. I’ve been busy with traveling, my cousin’s wedding, and being home in St. Louis. The homelife has been so relaxing, I’m not sure I’ll know how to get my mind back into working mode. We’re surprisingly not celebrating Christmas today since my mother couldn’t make it up. Instead, we’ll celebrate Christmas on my birthday, which happens to be in four days.

It feels weird to be bumming around today not cooking a Christmas feast or opening Christmas presents. Instead, I’ve been rotting on my couch stuffing a Costco sized tin bucket of Belgium chocolate cookies while watching an assortment of TV shows and movies, ranging from Law and Order to the 1989 Batman. The pimple right under my nose is slowly getting bigger and bigger with every chocolate cookie I cram down my face. I’m trying to enlarge it to the point where it’ll be ready to pop. I swear, if I get another pimple under my nose in that dip above my lip, I’m going to start wearing surgeon masks 24/7. That has got to be the most inconvenient spot ever, especially right now since I have a cold and I’m constantly blowing my noise, which irriates the pimple and makes it redder and more tender.

Anyways, enjoy the holidays everybody! I plan on stuffing myself silly until the New Year.