A major pet peeve of mine is when people spit on the street or out their car windows. It really irks me. It’s like, come on, you have an esophagus, the ability to swallow. Just suck it up and swallow! I’m sorry if you’ve just smoked a pack of cigarettes and your saliva has a foul taste, but please, no need to spread that nasty wad of no-good nonsense onto the streets. It’s dirty enough as is.

With that said, I hang my head in shame as I admit I attempted to do the same last night, except, I was trying to spit my gum out the window while driving in my car. Actually, it’s WORSE! Not only was I trying to spit out the window, I was littering too. Well, for those of you who want to rebuke me for my attempted no-no, I proudly announce that it was a failure. Due to the fact that my window was not rolled down far enough, when I spat my gum, I spat with such force it bounced back against the window and hit me in the face and then fell down somewhere along the side of my driver’s seat. Owned. I guess I got my comeuppance. Note to self: always keep tissue or old receipts in car in case of need to spit out gum.